Ed Hardy

Ed Hardy:  
adjective- the brand of clothes worn by Guidos.  Usually tight fitting with various bright colors, sequence, roses, crosses, etc.

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T-Shirt Time

T-Shirt Time:  [tee- shurt tahym]
noun- the time of the evening where one changes into his shirt for the evening's activities.

also:  t-shirt before the t-shirt- (n) the shirt that one wears before t-shirt time, so as to not ruin the evening's shirt

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DTF

DTF or down to f***:  [doun tuh f***]
adjective- used to describe a male or female who is able and willing to have intercourse.  May refer to individuals with few morals.

sentence:  Pauly D knew the girl was DTF because she had been grinding on him all night.  

juiced

juiced:  [joost]
adjective- a term to refer to a male that has very large muscles.  Typically associated with Guidos, steroid users, and excessively dark tans.

landmine

landmine:  [land mahyn]
noun- a girl that is not attractive, AND over weight.  See grenade (but fat)

smush

smush:  [smoo sh]
verb- a term for the act of participating in intercourse, usually with a person one does not know well.   A first name is not needed for the act. 

example:  Last night, The Situation smushed with a girl he brought home from the club.

fist pump

fist pump:  [fist puhmp]
noun- a dance move where one hand, in a fist, is raised in the air and motions as if hammering something.  Typically performed by Guidos.
verb- the act of performing the dance move

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